Avoid versus in case your boyfriend is a cheating bastard and you are on the verge of mental breakdown when losing. The symptoms can be easily recognised and divided between inexpensive ones and rather costly ones. Tearing up, getting all sulky until turning blood red, eventually stomping to the bedroom giving him the evil eye, kicking the door closed, biting the pillow, throwing fists and feet up in the air, promising him hell instead of heaven, and no sex for a month, these I count amongst the group one. Smashed controllers or keyboards, Xboxes or laptops fall into the second one. I always opt for the first of the options for the obvious reason that I am not allowed to throw my toys around. Thumbs up if you are wealthy enough to put the laptop or the Xbox through the window.
Stay away from co-op in case your sister does not respect the fact that you are in charge as she is utterly useless getting the difference between a column and a line wrong time and again, and you suddenly catch yourself picturing her cut up in a black plastic bag that you are dragging to the nearest river. Serving a life sentence in prison is just not worth it in the end.
Seek professional help in case you keep the laptop on for days just to raise money in the zen garden which you no longer need since Dave has no twiddy dinkies to offer, and which regrettably cannot be spent on electricity bills.
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